Apr
5th

Sita kaun hai

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SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Apr
5th

woh kya hai

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Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Apr
5th

Leaving India

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Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho……………
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Apr
5th

Remix song

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ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki dekhon……..mera dil dewana bole
ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..
REMIX:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhooka paet bole
chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
chOle…..chOle …..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..

Apr
5th

Bollywood emails

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Funny email addresses of the stars…

AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv

AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com

SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om

ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com

RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in

SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com

AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com

AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com

SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com

HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com

HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com

AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com

BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com

Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address
is a secret.

Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com

MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com

AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com

KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com

Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com