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Sita kaun hai

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:41:10 +0000

SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) a2a_linkname="Sita kaun hai";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/sita-kaun-hai/"; Share This

woh kya hai

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:40:36 +0000

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! a2a_linkname="woh kya hai";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/woh-kya-hai/"; Share This

Leaving India

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:39:55 +0000

Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho…………… Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). a2a_linkname="Leaving India";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/leaving-india/"; Share This

Remix song

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:39:22 +0000

ORIGINAL: Jab bhi koi ladki dekhon……..mera dil dewana bole ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole……… gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole…………. Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole…….. REMIX: Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhooka paet bole chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole……… khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole…………. chOle…..chOle …..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle…….. a2a_linkname="Remix song";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/remix-song/"; Share This

Bollywood emails

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:31:28 +0000

Funny email addresses of the stars… AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a secret. Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com a2a_linkname="Bollywood emails";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/bollywood-emails/"; Share This

Waar in India

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:27:04 +0000

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!! AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai. Bolo kaise??? ROBERT : nahin maaloom Boss !!! AJIT : Arre ulloo !!! SOMWAAR , MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR……… a2a_linkname="Waar in India";a2a_linkurl="http://www.natugatu.com/jokes/waar-in-india/"; Share This

Kesto Mukherjee

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:24:46 +0000

Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, “kahan se aa rahe ho?” “Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!” slurs Kesto. “Lagta hai ke aapne bahot pee [...]

Clinton in Bollywood

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:23:01 +0000

Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming.. Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing “Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara..” At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded “Bill, Dhak dhak karne [...]

Ghandhi rename

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:16:13 +0000

After the grand failure of epic film ‘Gandhi’ at the box office, Richard Attenborough appointed a committee of renowned and successful Bollywood. It was decided that name of the film ‘Gandhi’ was not colourful. Following names were suggested: Lathi Bani JWAALA Charkha Gaye Geet Sunaye Adventures of Kasturba & Mohan in South Africa Khaadi Rang Layegi GANDHI ki AANDHI Deshpremi Khaana Chhod Dunga UJDA [...]

Viru ki shadi

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:13:20 +0000

After giving up ‘goondagiri’, Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for ‘Basanti kaa haath mangane’………. MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain, kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he… AMITABH: [...]