Apr
1st

Lalu applied microsoft

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Lalu sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Lalu Saheb, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Lalu jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Lalu continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Lalu Saheb—–pyare Lalu Saheb

You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya